Thanks

I have taken advice and things are no longer up :o)

Dan's New Kennel

So, I bought my dog a new kennel over the weekend. I was trying to be nice to him; his old kennel was a travel one, which he had chewed off the door lock so we had to face it up against the wall. He couldn't see out much. So, we bought him a big 30" wire kennel. He'd have plenty of room to move around and could see all over. The kennel came with a plastic liner on the bottom, which was removable for cleaning. We put his fluffy bed inside and leave for the day. Come home to find he has flipped his bed over, ripped out the bottom and viciously removed ALL of the fluff from the inside. OK, FINE! So no bed for him. He can just sit on a cold plastic liner. The next day, come home to find that he has made 2 large rips in the liner, chewed up the side and kicked it completely out of his kennel. DAMN DOG!!! You'll just have to lay on the bars and the carpet then! I thought. I move his kennel in front of the sliding glass window, because he enjoys looking out. Come home to find that he has shit on the carpet inside his kennel, peed on the sheets he now sleeps on, and is cowering in the corner.

Here, I try to be a nice dog owner. Buy him a nicer, bigger kennel, and this is how he thanks me! After watching "The Dog Whisperer" marathon, I got the strength and inspiration, and decided that Dan has a lot of pent up energy that we just aren't releasing. So, before being put in his kennel, he is walked around the entire complex. There are 2 little crock pots inside where his breakfast and some water is, so he can eat and drink during the day, and we made it smaller with the wire wall, so if he does decide to poop, he's suck right next to it. We also put back the liner and discovered we failed to lock it into place (he can't kick it out now). Come home after just a couple hours of being gone....all is well. OK! Finally!

Today was the big test. We were gone all day at work, and he was left in his kennel. Come home, and all is well. He's eaten and drank, he didn't make a mess, he didn't shred his sheet, he didn't even chew on the liner more. FINALLY!!!!! Apparently my dog doesn't like extra space, and it took all that for me to learn that.

The time has come...

The future of my little family will be determined tomorrow at approximately 1:30 pm. It rests in the hands of a Dallas county judge. Pleasant thoughts please :o)

My Wedding

So, I googled my name. With my maiden name, I was the only one out there. But now...well...just take a look at my wedding photos :o)



http://www.spiritone.com/~pazuu/photos-5.htm

And, incase I ever need an alias:

http://snowcaptraffic.com/records/cori

"It's Not Fair!"

Stupid, STUPID co-workers!!! Now, don't get me wrong...I love them all. I consider most of them friends of mine. But COME ON!

We've had to put a "your cell phone use is in jeopardy" letter out, because writing it in our policy book and reviewing it in person is just not enough. Apparently, we're supposed to pay people to chat and flirt and text on the phone all freaking day long. And then they get all pissy when you tell them to get off. Use your phone on a break! Use your phone during nap time all you freaking want to! But when your job is to supervise children, then DO IT! I don't give a fuck that you're flirting with your new dreamy boyfriend. I don't care about the "I'm just checking the time" excuse, or the "I'm expecting a call from my doctor" excuse. I have never turned down a phone call for someone who calls on the business line.

Now, my real friends understand this. They will do the right thing because they know I'm not picking on them. Because they know I'm just trying to do my job. Because they are my friends and want to do a good job for me. For those of you...THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! Thank you for understanding what my job is. I'm pretty easy going...come on now!

Ok, one more...

Tell me that while listening to this you did NOT tap your foot and bob your head! If you say you didn't, you LIE!




It's amazing what people do when they think no one is looking.

"HU?!"

She is so messed up!

"My Humps" spoof by Alanis Morissette

This was just too strange, and funny, not to share:




And I'm going to try and keep posting on a regular basis. What kind of woman would I be if I let some fat, bitter, almost-40-something old spinster bitch dictate what kind of mood I'm going to be in. FUCK HER!!! (I'm sure this moment of empowerment will change soon).

Here's A Secret:

I take dirty pictures of myself on my phone and send them to my husband at random times of the day. Takes the monotony out of the workday.

A Warning:

My life is at the absolute most stressful time at the moment, so I warn you, if you haven't seen me lately, I've lost a few more pounds. It's not for lack of eating; I eat 3 meals a day. I'm just stressing my weight away and don't quite know what to do about it. A friend approached me today and told me I didn't look good...nice. Just what I needed to hear. All I can say is that I'm hoping things will eventually pass, I won't be so freaking stressed out, and I'll get my girlish figure again. So, please, when you see me, no comments. I can't do anything about it.

Thanks.

P.S. I may not be posting for a little while, but it's only temporary.

The Fight Begins...

end of sentence.

For My Best Friend

Because he just got so cutely excited when he watched the "Bugaloo's" video, here's another great blast from his past:

My Sister Rocks!

I'm just so touched by that post...I can't begin to explain. Just when I was needing a pick me up, but feeling guilty for wanting to laugh...you come up with just the right thing to make me laugh and smile and get all excited inside like when I was a kid. For a moment, I forgot what I was going through, or even worse, about to get into, and just had a great childhood memory. Almost got me with the very first "Candy" post...almost. Thank you for caring about me in that special sisterly way. Thank you for knowing those parts of me that no one else knows, and bringing them to my attention at just the right time. I love you like no one else!

It's about time!